taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

epic-humor:

#1 Swamp Bestseller

epic-humor:

#1 Swamp Bestseller

straight boy problem #72

vinylspinner:

not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay

queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational